About
Science. Logic. Reason.
Polymath, Technology Executive, Visionary, Software Engineer, Designer, Astrophysicist, Part-Time Cat Model.
(Paris, London, New York & Milan)
A multi faceted computer scientist in a wide variety of financial technology domains who has worked for AAA international companies for decades. Lateral thinker with a passion for invention,
solving problems and creating elegantly simple solutions.
Finance, IBK, OPS, Trade Floor, HR, Research, (EMEA, US)
- Email: contact<@>danielkobayashi.com (remove the <>)
- Phone: Message Me
- Agency: Message Me
- City: London, UK
Writer covering all aspects of existence from the creation of the gregorian/julian calendaring systems, particle confinement using Eigenvalues as value of energy (if we use quantum orbits as a harmonic oscillator), using the metric & stress-energy momentum sensor with the Friedmann–Lemaître–Robertson–Walker Metric & Freidmanns/Einsteins Field equations to map 4 dimensional spacetime into a mathematical framework, and how to make the perfect tuna cheese toastie.
Digit Span/Articulatory/Phonological Loop (Avg 7)
Speech Rate wpm
(avg 150)
Reading Rate wpm
(Avg 300)
IQ percentile
(Sentient)
Interests
Astrophysics
Technology
Archaeology
Illustration
Games Design
Carpentry
Animals
Cycling
Quantum Physics
Science Fiction
Classic Cars
Chemistry
Sewing
Gaming
Biology
History
Biography (Not true)
Daniel Augustus Lemenuel Edgar Kobayashi was born in Patagonia, London, to goat herder and financial analyst John William, "The glass is half full", Ferrell and Christina, "Just don't go there", Applegate. He has three brothers, Paul, Chris and Robert.Kobayashi is known for his acting roles in comedy films, documentaries and as a part time stunt walker for Keanu Reeves. He is most well known for his top ten singles, "I have no idea what I am doing here, I just came to fix the PC" and the follow up single, "No seriously, I'm not a singer, someone just called me to fix the PC, why are you recording me?" As well and the international hit single "I am trapped in a recording studio, please let me out." Kobayashi has won numerous awards and was included in the Forbes Celebrity 100 list in 2020 and was named People's Magazine "Sexiest twins alive", with his brother and comedian, Paul Rudd.
After attending St Johns High School in Clapham, Kobayashi attended Oxford university, Gladstone college, majoring in Latin, Greek and Stunt Walking. It was here he would meet his comedic partner, Bill Hader, and the two would go on to forge successful comedic careers at Saturday Night Live and The Red lion at 49 parliament St. Kobayashi decided to keep his hand in the technology sector as a backup in case, as he put it, laughter is the best medicine but technology is worth two in the bush.
Kobayashi has had a successful career in entertainment starring in films such as What are you staring at? (2001), Why is everyone filming me? (2002), Anchorman, the forgotten years (2008), Thor's got an even bigger hammer and this time it glows (2014), with his brothers, Chris Hemsworth and Robert Downey Jr.
He has received several Emmys for his radio and on broadway work, for the series "Cats!, Cats, CAAAAAAATS?" and his hit one man show "Street Lamp" highlighting the unfair treatment of the worlds street lamps.
Kobayashi was born without a head and often cites this as the key to his success. On the matter he said. "...."
I have never met this man before in my entire life.
Will Ferrell
American actor and comedian
He's such a lovely boy, he was a nightmare though, as when he was born he was a fully grown man.
Christina Applegate
American actor and comedian
One of the most genuine human beings I have ever met. My brother, my twin, my rock.
Paul Rudd
American actor and comedian
Our European correspondent for over 2 decades. The bon vivant of the news scene. I have no idea what that means.
